#16

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Across
  1. 2. Diamonds aren’t forever, but this will help you with your next date [7]
  2. 7. Age shall not weary these, only injury or disease [8]
  3. 9. Perpetual clientele, just don’t forget to brush your teeth [6,5]
  4. 10. Peachy, not nutty [7]
  5. 12. This steamboat captain made a trip to the births, deaths and marriages registry before his debut [8]
  6. 13. Too hot to even see [5,4]
  7. 14. Cold at the equator…that’s almost close to being nuts [7 ‘and’ 5]
Down
  1. 1. It only matters between two states, with no time to burn energy [4,8]
  2. 3. Stronger than steel but it’s all a tangled web [6,4]
  3. 4. So far yet so close…for astronauts [5,4]
  4. 5. It’s illogical to be transported to three islands and two lakes in an instant [6,5]
  5. 6. This Italian goddess won’t just turn for anyone [5]
  6. 8. The Joker and Queen do not appear in this table [7]
  7. 11. I’m no rectangle but I do officially symbolise this country [5]