The Old Days

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Across
  1. 2. Liked to "conserve variables"
  2. 6. "Jesus Tits"
  3. 8. a.k.a."Tender Vittles"
  4. 11. Created the most useles PC Batch Tool ever
  5. 12. Mayor_____
  6. 13. Hosted a party with cat humping a plush toy
  7. 14. Inappropriate tube-top wearer
Down
  1. 1. Sported a baby doll scalp
  2. 3. "Lumbered" down the hall
  3. 4. Had a poster of Refrigerator Perry in drag
  4. 5. The original "Philly Girl"
  5. 7. Whose mom packed treats in his lunch
  6. 9. The epic __ head
  7. 10. Called her Barney when she wore a purple dress
  8. 11. Odd ginger Brit Dickie ___