Meagan’s Corona Crossword

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Across
  1. 2. People are self-isolating in order to flatten this in order to alleviate the hospitals being swarmed by COVID-19 infected cases right now.
  2. 5. This creature is said to be the root cause of COVID-19 after a young man made sweet, consensual love to it. Note: this information is 100% factual and not fake at all.
  3. 6. This generation is widely criticized for hoarding medical supplies during this time of crisis and are also extremely susceptible to click bait on social media wherein they typically repost 90% of the time in order to “avoid bad luck for 10 years”.
  4. 7. If you’re a right wing extremist, this media outlet is what you jerk off to every night before bed. (2 words)
  5. 10. A state, period, or place of isolation in which people or animals that have arrived from elsewhere or been exposed to infectious or contagious disease are placed and often results in the development of semi-serious drinking problems due to lack of stimulation.
  6. 12. I’ve gained 6 lbs in the last 2 weeks due largely in part to this alcoholic beverage.
  7. 13. Hospitals are in very short supply of these right now because insane and self-important people from a certain age group have hoarded them.
Down
  1. 1. Scientists are working tirelessly to create this solution to combat future cases of COVID-19.
  2. 3. People will likely have to resort to things like coffee filters once they run out of this. (2 words)
  3. 4. An infectious disease with flu-like symptoms overtaking the globe.
  4. 8. A widely popular streaming service previously used for entertainment and teenage makeout sessions but is now a necessity to maintain sanity.
  5. 9. This article of clothing is the most popular choice for most Americans right now and they probably desperately need to be laundered as we speak.
  6. 11. This racist, misogynistic, textbook narcissist was elected in 2016 to rule the free world and has done absolutely nothing but divide the country he’s supposed to be uniting while also ignoring the basic needs of 99% of the population and ignoring the undeniable science behind COVID-19 which has led to the medical and financial crisis we will all be recovering from for the next 5-10 years.