Christmas 2022

7. This lt. commander strenuously objects
8. To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible
11. Meet me here...but not until you've put your makeup on and done your hair up pretty
12. This saint determines the start of advent
13. Clarence's profession before his demise
15. Keep your _ to the grindstone
18. Harry's Triwizard Tournament dragon is this species
19. "So sweet the hour, so calm the time"
20. pass the Grandad
22. raindrop
23. Sarah might make this sound when she finds something extremely amusing
25. I'm not internationally known, but I'm known throughout the
26. This is the name of the forest that Saurumon orders the Orcs to cut down
28. It's chrismas in _ Queens
29. 24601
30. The Mayor of Whoville had to cut short his palaver with the "voice from the drainpipe" in order to resolve an issue with a giant one of these
32. Warren Zevon's description of a certain beastly abomination's hair

1. "Bingo bango bongo"
2. Sarah's first fish
3. Soothers can burn this metal
4. Throw your wrapping paper in the
5. The best middle name in the family
6. If you can't do this, you had better quit quick
9. "I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like pretzel day."
10. He might get very upset if you urinate on him...and then lie about it
14. Are they flowers or genitalia? Dad often conflates them
16. How old matt was when katie was born
17. The Violent Femmes like women with large ones of these...interesting
19. Matt often worries that this season will be late
21. The scariest halloween costume ever conceived
24. "Do I look like a guy with a plan to you?"
27. Shoes worn at the beach
31. A certain pirate hopes that this person sleeps well...and dreams of large women