Apex Predators

1. it soars through the ski with eyes sharp as a tack, in search of its next snack
4. while the animals don't have mutton chops and a wife beater, it can still slice you open
6. seen on a sweet gas station treat, in real life they aren't fun to meet
8. when sailing the seven seas, it's best to watch out for this ancient swimmer, you might even hear a familiar movie song
9. its wisdom is heard at night, for it is the smartest bird
10. don't race this cat, as it will take both your pride and your life all together
13. don't mistake it for a log, especially in the Everglades, for its jaw will snap shut with a sudden snap
15. ugly and angry, this bird torments you the most when you're dead
17. while the cat can't catch the car, it frightens the jungle with its presence
18. as it slithers along don't underestimate its size, for it may even know Karate

1. don't tell it a joke, for its laugh will freeze you in fear, they often dine with others near
2. this lizard may not breath fire, but an attack from it is still rather dire
3. while it may be extinct, this lizard is incredibly smart, thus it would undoubtedly have you from the start
5. this cat may be very scary but they are awfully bad at football, even when they come in pink
7. a patriotic bird with a receding hairline
11. as seen in twilight, this animal can be dangerous, so don't mistake them for your dogs
12. LSU, Clemson, Auburn, Detroit, Memphis, Missouri-some of these teams need more original mascots
14. be careful around this dangerous animal, unless you run into Shamu at Sea World
16. Simba and Mufasa alike, this species just can't wait to be king