Mathematical Mishaps

4. The number of times you say "bhaiya last" while eating endless gol gappas
6. What happens to your shopping cart total every time you say "Oh, just one more thing!"
7. The amount of pizza you're left with after your roommate "just wants a chhota sa bite"
8. The part of your CGPA that you desperately hope will round up
10. You live in it. A red pill might help you leave.
12. The expanding measurement around your waist after a hearty thali meal
13. Trying to split the bill at a restaurant when someone only had a salad
14. The magic that occurs in your wallet after a night out with friends

1. That one friend who briefly joins the conversation, says something completely unrelated, then leaves
2. The rate at which your to-do list expands as the weekend approaches
3. What your money apparently does in the stock market
5. You and your crush walking down the hallway, never quite managing to meet
9. The number of times you hit snooze on your alarm before finally getting up
11. The meanest baddie in all of math