John's Crossword

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Across
  1. 1. The fruit you act like
  2. 4. The disease we're gonna cure
  3. 8. Our first home we moved into together (against our own wills)
  4. 9. The first thing you ever bought me to cheer me up
  5. 11. The first flowers you got me
  6. 14. The item in your room I used as an excuse for you to invite me over (I just fancied you)
  7. 15. One of the many things I beat you at the night you asked me to be your girlfriend
  8. 16. The immune cell we would be
  9. 18. The night we almost blew our cover to the entirety of trinity, including Owen
  10. 19. The movie I forced you to watch on the day you realised I was the one
  11. 21. The other fruit we both met (separately) and got pictures with (losers)
  12. 22. Our end of year Mol Med award
  13. 23. The dinner that hates to see us coming
  14. 24. The city that doesn't know whats about to hit it
  15. 25. The lecturer who had us pissing ourselves over him in class
  16. 26. The people you drew on your iPad that made me realise you’re a keeper
  17. 27. The other parasite we would be (because the male cradles the female in a groove of his body - copulating constantly while living in your veins)
  18. 30. The ONLY thing you're better than me at
  19. 32. Our two frozen friends
Down
  1. 1. Our first ever concert together
  2. 2. The Wingman item I spilled all over myself because you make me nervous
  3. 3. Our first proper dinner date
  4. 5. The park where we were scouted by a couples photographer
  5. 6. The day that changed it all
  6. 7. The disorder you've been struggling with since you left Ireland
  7. 10. The subscription you bought which made me cry actual tears of laughter
  8. 12. Our favourite facetime show
  9. 13. The first and last time you'll see me playing a 'sport'
  10. 17. Our favourite brekkie to share
  11. 18. Our favourite parasites
  12. 20. The black and white stuff whose pronunciation is not so black and white (points finger)
  13. 27. The hospital which we owe our relationship to
  14. 28. The movie that scarred us for life
  15. 29. The daily puzzle that got us through exams
  16. 31. The NYT word meaning 'commotion' that made us wet ourselves in the hamilton