Crossword For the Crosseyed

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Across
  1. 3. (4,3,3,3,5) What’s in the news then? Cheap digest no doubt… Bollocks to the lot of it! The old guard needs severed, or we’ll all become our fathers sons
  2. 5. Put them down, they need space to grow, or they’ll end up weird in colder weather.
  3. 6. Dressing Room -> Hit the Woodwork -> Ref blows full time. That’s it!? Ridiculous.
Down
  1. 1. They said I’m underqualified, so it hardly makes a difference if they mixed up the rest, does it?
  2. 2. You’ll want vaseline for that, or am I part mistaken? Anyway, it’s only a lad drinking imported beer.
  3. 4. When you feel this good you walk like you're the boss of Manchester. Still... Let's go see if they have E's. We could always feel better!