Hoorah! It's Lord Thos' Very Festive But Also Somewhat Irritating Crossword Conundrum 2025 (Guaranteed To Cause Arguments At Christmas - Just Like Everything Else) Remember, Either It's Simple - Or You Are!
Across
- 2. Used to shoot a festive game bird (9,2,1,4,4)
- 7. Goldilocks and the Three Criminal Charges number two (5)
- 8. A Christmas food which is not unlike a Turk (6)
- 9. Funny person at Yuletide who costs £1.70 to post (9,4)
- 10. Yuletide in a Devonshire town for a lisping lover of homonyms (4,2,7)
- 11. Goldilocks and the Three Criminal Charges number one (8,3,8)
- 13. Animal used by Father Christmas when deer are unavailable (9)
- 14. Name of the woman who turns up unexpectedly at the end of every rendition of White Christmas (3,1,5)
- 17. Bing Crosby's revised dream festive weather condition after global warming (3,9)
- 20. Cinderella featuring Judy Dench, Eileen Atkins and Helen Mirren (9,5)
- 22. Scottish Christmas Tree (6,3,6)
- 24. Manual used by Father Christmas when his staff get ill (3,4,4)
- 27. James Bond's festive snack in a Polo factory (4,3)
- 28. First class Hollywood Chocolates (7,6)
- 29. Decoration used by Tiger Woods (9,3)
- 31. Father Christmas goes commando! (5,11)
- 32. Carol about the last Saxon King (4,3,6,6,4)
- 33. Captain Kirk's festive journal (4,3)
- 34. Cover these in cheese to get a paper hat and a riddle (8)
- 35. We Wish You a _____ Christmas after a food fight (5)
- 37. Frank Bruno's favourite day (6,3)
- 41. Tub of Roses described by John Masefield (3,2,8)
- 42. Goldilocks and the Three Criminal Charges number three (9)
- 43. Warning to a famous festive monarch (4,4,9,4,3)
- 44. Carol about ITV's lovable duo being nailed to a wall (3,3,3,3,5)
Down
- 1. We know he liked his pizza deep pan, crisp and even but what was Good King Wenceslas' favourite pizza choice? (9,2,7)
- 3. Hair infestation on Christmas Eve (3,3,6,9)
- 4. Hole in a television programme to allow for rampant capitalism (2,4)
- 5. Rudolph the ________ Reindeer after breaking wind (3,5)
- 6. Carol about table tennis playing angels (4,4,7,2,4)
- 7. Carol about the premiere usage of fifty in Roman numerals (3,5,2,1)
- 12. Monarchical fruit watched by the nation at 3.00pm on Christmas Day (5,5)
- 15. Famous illness caused by eating Christmas decorations (10)
- 16. Unusual variety of vegetation celebrated in a German carol (3,9,4)
- 18. Christmas drink enjoyed by animated Vikings (3,6,3,3)
- 19. Holey object used in the kitchen on Holy Night (6,8)
- 21. Homicidal Santa's getaway (4,4)
- 23. Podiatrist stuffing (4,3,6)
- 25. Fascist Panto (6,9)
- 26. Paper used by Alexander Hamilton for his presents (6)
- 30. Singing this Christmas song at breakfast is Grrreat! (8,3,7)
- 36. Channing Drinkwater Burnett Carpenter (6)
- 38. Antipodean Harry Potter (6,2,2)
- 39. So Bring Us Some _____ Pudding, we all sing in the rain (5)
- 40. Precipitation based weather report from Mrs Christmas to her husband (4,4)