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Across
  1. 3. The only solid food the cafeteria has in stock.
  2. 5. One of many things Nurse Zaki likes to collect.
  3. 9. A commonly-used stimulant, favored by Nurse Zaki.
  4. 10. The root of all science.
  5. 11. The game I was promised.
  6. 12. A word that can describe many of the people in here, including Nurse Zaki.
  7. 14. The situation we find ourselves stuck in.
  8. 15. What will happen if we choose to remain pacifists.
Down
  1. 1. C22H28N2O, fifty times stronger than heroin.
  2. 2. The better half of a pair.
  3. 4. The process of turning lead into gold, something I've talked about extensively.
  4. 6. A selectively mute man, who enjoys wearing skin.
  5. 7. A surprisingly common hair color.
  6. 8. A pharmacy-dwelling woman.
  7. 13. The head to his tails.
  8. 15. The weapon of choice of a certain nurse.