The First Democratic Crossword

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Across
  1. 1. distortion and malfunction, yet excellence
  2. 5. a tree's second leaf
  3. 9. from famous AAA'er oldhead, to famous farce
  4. 10. famous university mid-east in usa
  5. 12. greatest tech score of all time
  6. 14. the name's Ling
  7. 17. just in case, we send two who cannot cry in space
  8. 18. kartoffel
  9. 19. the fastest of triggers
  10. 22. to where cuckson mails back money to his family
  11. 23. love him or hate him, a father-in-law he remains
  12. 24. fennec
  13. 26. fresh
  14. 28. want to playtest my file?
Down
  1. 2. enjoyer of margarine
  2. 3. unbelievable facts and incomprehensible emotions
  3. 4. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  4. 6. you can hear it, but it is not a hurdle
  5. 7. WLL background
  6. 8. before the time of wives
  7. 11. i am scintill
  8. 13. sixty seconds
  9. 15. neither alpha, nor omega
  10. 16. your destination, should you give a girl chocolate
  11. 20. the one who knows what he is doing
  12. 21. forbidden animal clothing
  13. 25. sturdy sheep, beer drinker
  14. 27. double deluxe requires many digits