28th Birthday

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Across
  1. 3. I have a "(_)."
  2. 5. What you take when you feel like a balloon
  3. 7. Preferred weapon, "Kitchen (_)."
  4. 9. Equivalent to "men in caves," Annoying ("_") bros
  5. 10. The contents of Box L7
  6. 11. What you require to think, "physical processing (_)."
  7. 13. My parents and your parents are walking people. You are a ("_") person.
  8. 15. "Where's my (_ _)?"
  9. 16. Eating alone makes you feel like a ("_").
Down
  1. 1. "Where's my (_)?"
  2. 2. Need to start going to ("_") earlier
  3. 4. The name of your cultish utopia
  4. 5. Genetically modified food you love
  5. 6. Continent that invented coffee
  6. 8. Dream job (two words)
  7. 10. Tired of paying to fly to (_) America
  8. 12. How to know if restaurant prices are crazy
  9. 14. The country you represent with your social gossip/diplomacy