99.999 won't get this *not clickbait*

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Across
  1. 3. will break down your door
  2. 5. don't let him get a chancla
  3. 7. "I can't have these" those are illegal
  4. 8. why does mario look weird
  5. 10. cartoon sponge
  6. 11. (fortnite) found moms credit card
  7. 12. eats fatguy
Down
  1. 1. 1 person in the class won't get this
  2. 2. eats frys
  3. 4. they will eat your toasters
  4. 6. did surgery on a ______________________
  5. 9. what is number 1 (hint: the answer is china#1)