A Medical Crossword

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Across
  1. 4. Fancy word for generalized tonic-clonic seizure.
  2. 6. All that wheezes is not me, but if it's recurrent it probably is.
  3. 9. High pitched sound during inspiration due to air obstruction.
  4. 10. "I've got heartburn doc."
  5. 15. I hear or see it, but it's not there.
  6. 18. I'm responsible for septic shock.
  7. 20. A guy whose forehead is dry, has a small eye, and can't see the sky.
  8. 21. I'm produced by type 2 pneumocytes.
  9. 24. I eat parasites, yum.
  10. 25. The tough mother.
  11. 27. The weakest part of the skull,fracture me and get an epidural hemorrhage.
  12. 29. I am the guardian of the genome.
  13. 33. Pleura, Peritoneum, Pericardium.
  14. 35. Lack of blood supply to an organ.
  15. 36. I put you to sleep.
  16. 37. It goes lub, and dub.
  17. 40. Polyuria, Polydipsia, Polyphagia, Weight Loss.
  18. 41. The largest and longest nerve in the body.
  19. 42. Clog me up, and you get Acne.
  20. 46. The stare of my disease is creepy.
  21. 47. The functional unit of the kidney.
  22. 49. I am white, and love diabetics, vaginas, diapers, and tongues.
Down
  1. 1. The tenth cranial nerve.
  2. 2. Excessive worrying about things that is disproportionate to the importance of such things.
  3. 3. Yellow.
  4. 5. The Hammer in the hammer,anvil,stirrup trio.
  5. 7. "I lost my appetite."
  6. 8. "I have problems swallowing".
  7. 11. Cancer of white blood cells.
  8. 12. Female,Fat,Fertile,Forty.
  9. 13. Fancy word for an X-Ray.
  10. 14. "My big toe hurts, it's swollen and red."
  11. 15. Fancy word for blood in stools.
  12. 16. The great imitator, and a favourite differential of Dr House.
  13. 17. "The room is spinning around me."
  14. 19. I'm the cycle that medical students hate, and won the Nobel prize for it.
  15. 22. 5g/dl of Deoxygenated Haemoglobin.
  16. 23. Lying face up.
  17. 26. I receive all sensory stimuli from the body.
  18. 28. "It rings and rings Doc".
  19. 30. I hear, I understand language, I store your memories.
  20. 31. The fancy name for the master gland.
  21. 32. A fertilized ovum, a fusion between two gametes.
  22. 34. How you examine the kidneys.
  23. 38. A drug that makes you go the bathroom more.
  24. 39. Break me, and I can talk gibberish and hear you say gibberish.
  25. 43. Neurologists love me, if I'm going up generally something's up.
  26. 44. I go white, then blue, then red.
  27. 45. Protrusion of a viscus or part of the viscus outside the components retaining it.
  28. 48. The foreign bodies love going into this part of the organ.