A Medical Crossword

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Across
  1. 3. The stare of my disease is creepy.
  2. 4. I'm the cycle that medical students hate, and won the Nobel prize for it.
  3. 7. Fancy word for an X-Ray.
  4. 8. I am the guardian of the genome.
  5. 11. Break me, and I can talk gibberish and hear you say gibberish.
  6. 12. The tenth cranial nerve.
  7. 14. The fancy name for the master gland.
  8. 16. Female,Fat,Fertile,Forty.
  9. 18. How you examine the kidneys.
  10. 21. I eat parasites, yum.
  11. 23. I am white, and love diabetics, vaginas, diapers, and tongues.
  12. 26. The weakest part of the skull,fracture me and get an epidural haemorrhage.
  13. 27. 5g/dl of Deoxygenated Haemoglobin.
  14. 29. The great imitator, and a favourite differential of Dr House.
Down
  1. 1. It goes lub, and dub.
  2. 2. The functional unit of the kidney.
  3. 5. Fancy word for blood in stool.
  4. 6. I hear or see it, but it's not there.
  5. 9. Yellow.
  6. 10. I go white, then blue, then red.
  7. 13. Pleura, Peritoneum, Pericardium.
  8. 15. I'm produced by type 2 pneumocytes.
  9. 17. I receive all sensory stimuli from the body.
  10. 19. Lying face up.
  11. 20. I put you to sleep.
  12. 22. The largest and longest nerve in the body.
  13. 24. The tough mother.
  14. 25. The Hammer in the hammer,anvil,stirrup trio.
  15. 28. "My big toe hurts, it's swollen and red."