A Modest Proposal for LBN

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Across
  1. 5. The brand of maple syrup that you LOVE (just the first part of the brand) (P.S. As of 2021, you are STILL the 1st photo that pops up when this syrup is searched on Google)
  2. 7. You would love to be on this woman’s show! She is famous for a comedic skit involving a goldfish, among other things.
  3. 8. "Where there's a ___, there's a way."
  4. 9. The equivalent of a groomsman, but for the other person in the pair
  5. 10. The surname of our former supervisor who wrote one of your letters of recommendation (and always wears pants)
  6. 14. The oft-quoted phrase of Alexis Rose from Schitt’s Creek. I heard it was Maddie’s password at one point
  7. 15. When asked why they should hire you at Pub 819, you answered “Because I’m ____!” (True!)
  8. 18. The timber in this coniferous tree used to be used to make longbows, but is now used for cabinet-making. It's Christmas colored due to it's red berries and green foliage...and poisonous.
Down
  1. 1. When I found this gift upon my doorstep, there was just a sticky note affixed to it instructing me to “Use it well 😊”
  2. 2. Describes the condition that is the opposite of far-sighted
  3. 3. goats and donkeys live on these large plots of land. Also the name for plots of land used to grow and harvest crops.
  4. 4. Personally, I think you do FANTASTIC impersonations of this fictional soap opera queen. She rightly-won but was wrongly-denied 4 Emmy awards and she is constantly under-recognized—oh, poor bebe!
  5. 6. The name of the orange-roofed apartment complex you live in (near me!!)
  6. 9. The name of your 3rd puppy dog
  7. 11. The singular version of the insects that include hornets, bumbles, yellow-jackets, honey types....
  8. 12. The movie you bought for me that was HILARIOUS and features Stanely Tucci. And Mike even liked it too!
  9. 13. In that video from when you were a kiddo living in South Carolina, your accent really shows up in the last word of your exclamation, “Mom, aw, my ___!” (paraphrased?)
  10. 16. Green-ish character in Spongebob. I always think if this character when I think of our fun texting exchanges.
  11. 17. Rhymes with "dry" (which is what I may need you to help do with my eyes on the betrothing day!)