Always Maintain an Elegant Address

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Across
  1. 2. F as in ___
  2. 6. the kind of cattle not to be like
  3. 8. when we'll get back to you, if you've left a brief message
  4. 10. dad's college friend who plucked his eyebrows till he looked like cartoon character ___ mullins
  5. 12. swap-o-rama offers these to those who are real
Down
  1. 1. toothsome British sweets in a tube
  2. 3. dad's big ex
  3. 4. mom's big ex
  4. 5. the stars in a recurring nightmare
  5. 7. charlie's alleged home state
  6. 9. an imp, a scamp, a rascal, as in "Oh, you ___!"
  7. 11. popular field-trip destination for Chicago-area teens