Amanda's Birthday Puzzle

123456789101112131415161718
Across
  1. 2. "Oskie's smelling, grab the ____."
  2. 5. "Hey, can you do me a __?"
  3. 7. medium for acquiring too many pictures, TOO MANY Ahh!
  4. 9. Math problem motherfucka: The cube root of 64 x the square root of 64 =
  5. 11. terrible tv show, sounds like a Hellen Keller quote.
  6. 13. Crude lamentation, or hatred for Japanese rice wine.
  7. 15. Spanish for "yesterday".
  8. 17. Lieutenant Ellen ___, fighter of Xenomorphs.
  9. 18. An aggressive alligator, or prompt service.
Down
  1. 1. Fantasy potion cure, or carbonated beverage.
  2. 3. Acoustically repeated audio.
  3. 4. meta-mention of a fun pastime
  4. 6. Underground homeless house, or potent orifice.
  5. 8. Football abbreviation for "Our Side Caught it".
  6. 10. mother's ruin, juniper-based.
  7. 12. alcohol with bad reputation, incongruous dog addition.
  8. 14. namesake of first-born, favourite flower is unknown.
  9. 16. lip injection, running out of ideas