Andrew's Birthday Mystery

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Across
  1. 6. There was a hole in this object Nassim crashed through
  2. 7. Save it for a rainy day (but try not to lose it)
  3. 8. Blue, rare, medium rare, medium, medium well, something our parents never tell us
  4. 10. You started the trend of accusing the innocent, tsk
  5. 11. I won by sheer luck, in a team or alone, against AI or you
  6. 14. "Next, I gotta go reevaluate my implicit biases"
  7. 17. The worst cookie
  8. 19. Had hardboiled (salmonella) egg to go with this
  9. 20. The best country in the world
  10. 23. 512 yards
  11. 24. Seventh planet
Down
  1. 1. "There's a black person inside the _______________!"
  2. 2. This Eboard position is not supposed to be a "good boy," nor an assistant
  3. 3. Hypo? Hippo? Hippocratic? Hippocampus? Hippogriff??
  4. 4. _______cake or ice cream cake; the things we say
  5. 5. Is not a type of bagel
  6. 8. You, when you randomly wander onto train tracks
  7. 9. "A ________ always pays his debts"
  8. 12. TCNJ went to a secret tournament here
  9. 13. Best tournament, chill tournament
  10. 15. The Dursleys live at Number 4, _______ Drive
  11. 16. The battle in which Napoleon was defeated; common knowledge; ABBA song
  12. 18. It should be out already, and hopefully stays in theatres long enough for us to watch it together
  13. 21. North Korea is definitely not, but Survivor might be
  14. 22. The noise complaints were somehow not due to our screaming, but this