April 2023

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Across
  1. 2. Acronym for LGB before it was "altered" on TV
  2. 5. "___ the world!" --Joe Biden in Ireland
  3. 6. U.S. general who talked with China behind the president's back
  4. 10. NY DA who refuses to prosecute real crime so he can bring false charges against one man
  5. 11. Eastern European president who embezzled $400 million of U.S. aid
  6. 12. The person being presented as the victim after a shooting that killed three children and three adults at a Christian school in Tennessee
  7. 14. Planned ___ makes money off of murdering children and selling their organs
  8. 15. Person whose job it is to secure the border, despite never finding time to actually go to the border
  9. 17. Biden's favorite food
  10. 21. World's largest emitter of CO2 emissions, more than double that of the U.S.
  11. 24. Racist who said "Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids"
  12. 25. Let's go ___!
  13. 26. Winner of the 2020 election when only legal ballots are counted
  14. 28. The source of extra ballots after hours in Georgia
  15. 29. Abortion is leftists' sneaky way of trying to commit genocide against this community
  16. 32. Comedian who reports the news more factually than journalists
  17. 33. AZ county notorious for burning evidence and defying subpoenas
  18. 34. So many people are trying to escape this state that outbound U-Haul prices have skyrocketed to thousands of dollars
  19. 35. The practice of overriding someone's right to free speech, formerly only used in countries like Communist China, but now prevalent in the U.S.
Down
  1. 1. Democratic Congressman literally in bed with a Chinese spy
  2. 3. Chinese spy ___
  3. 4. The group responsible for a plot to kidnap Michigan Governor Whitmer
  4. 7. The "theory" that is now recognized as fact regarding the origins of Covid-19
  5. 8. Organization founded by trained Marxists who used money raised to protect Black lives to buy personal mansions instead
  6. 9. Another word for Communism
  7. 13. The people who opened doors for the January 6th protestors to enter the Capitol
  8. 16. Acronym for former journalists who now function as propagandists
  9. 18. The government has worked with peaceful protestors' defense attorneys to destroy or hide this to ensure they cannot get a fair trial
  10. 19. The billionaire who found out the government was illegally involved in everything on Twitter
  11. 20. What abortion really is
  12. 22. Biden prefers sniffing this to flowers
  13. 23. Person who famously said "Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f--- things up"
  14. 27. One of the many heinous crimes perpetrated against children thanks to open borders
  15. 30. Company whose voting machines changed people's votes
  16. 31. Many peaceful protestors have been illegally held in solitary confinement in Washington, DC, for over two years without this
  17. 32. The man the Feds refuse to prosecute despite his many incitements to violent insurrection on January 6th, 2021