Bad Pokemon descriptions

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Across
  1. 3. A pokeball with eyes that evolves into a bigger pokeball with eyes and better eye brows.
  2. 4. Just like godzilla but can't breathe fire, crush mountains or destroy cities...But it can make cool sandstorms...
  3. 6. spontaneously combusting honey badger
  4. 9. He's like a frog with lettuce on his back.
  5. 10. Hipster magician who enjoys cereal
  6. 12. A patch of grass with the ability to transform into a flying chihuahua if you put a flower on it.
  7. 13. a literal candle
  8. 14. A huge and powerful sea serpent who shoots lasers and can have some of the highest attack in the game, but starts out as a handicapped goldfish.
Down
  1. 1. strawberry flavored gum that you just picked off your shoe...
  2. 2. zappy fox
  3. 5. It's a green flying snake with arms that is somehow a dragon with lipstick.
  4. 7. A goblin that eats your valuables. Its mega-evolution is literally just itself holding a giant rupee.
  5. 8. an onion-fairy...
  6. 11. An emo dog with one stupid horn that everybody hates because he's "misunderstood"
  7. 12. A mentally handicapped hippo, slowly being eaten alive by a shellfish.
  8. 15. Yellow sheep that stands on two legs and mega evolves into a walking bad-hair-day.