Ballslayer Game

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Across
  1. 3. trigger warning abbr and Legolas’ race, game time
  2. 4. good thing her name starts w G, she is one
  3. 6. our technical god, well missed, PT student
  4. 7. nerfed by softball, will follow cops and cops follow her after games for her kills in the field
  5. 8. pressure? He hardly knows her! Our biweekly weapon
  6. 11. yoked daddy
  7. 13. four letter synonym for machine, name rhymes w marry as in Kellen want to marry him
  8. 14. our mustached speed demon with an insatiable hunger for greek food
  9. 15. our kiwi lord and savior, astronaut last weekend, astronaut pornstar tomorrow the way he’s blasting off balls in your face
  10. 16. leading scorer, squawks incessantly on and off field
  11. 17. shares name with Kellen ex, is a fast mf as well as a budtender at Canabaska
Down
  1. 1. nine letter word for what will transpire against our foes tm, synonym for murder in large amount, typically that of livestock
  2. 2. knee problems but has everyone’s ankles in her pocket
  3. 5. would date our whole team if we ran track instead of soccer
  4. 9. the team we play tomorrow and a synonym for warming + a non cardinal direction
  5. 10. goated left back, married to julia foxes Halloween costume
  6. 12. ain’t nothing lawful ab how he turns holes inside out in goal and as striker
  7. 13. fat and name rhyme with a the abbreviated name for a dark liquor
  8. 14. the reversed date of the most devastating terrorist attack on U.S. soil, and the date of our game this week
  9. 17. three letter slang for “a win”
  10. 18. cake double entendre