Basically the New York Times Sunday Crossword. Basically.

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Across
  1. 2. Use it.
  2. 6. You're losing your mind and I'm _____
  3. 7. Daaaa ____
  4. 9. A classy ballet style
  5. 10. Not a wonderful pocket snack
  6. 11. Inevitable theme for your 50th birthday party
  7. 13. Dummies call it an iyern
  8. 15. A super duper christmas present
  9. 17. If peeing your pants is cool, then you're ___
  10. 19. Service that Spa Utopia lacks
  11. 21. Up what and around the corner?
  12. 22. I'm a chicken, got it? Ya ________
Down
  1. 1. A wonderful pocket snack
  2. 3. Extra space for empties in your car
  3. 4. You couldn't pay your sisters to go to this kind of show
  4. 5. Sexy baseball hat dance singer
  5. 8. Your dinnertime visage
  6. 12. Petit Peche's other name
  7. 14. A Christmas classic; ____ All the Way
  8. 16. Good place for a romantic, Tuscan photo shoot
  9. 18. Sauce for roast beef. Nothing else. Nothing gross.
  10. 20. Your old wallpaper