Best Crossword Ever

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Across
  1. 2. Curtis admin; Dillon Scott of the Cello.
  2. 3. Serves poisonous food to depressed Asian musicians.
  3. 5. Fat!
  4. 7. Mediocre youth orchestra.
  5. 8. Youtuber, might play violin.
  6. 11. Organist; Andy's boyfriend.
  7. 12. Charming and handsome Jew; competitive vaper.
  8. 13. Loves Grindr.
Down
  1. 1. Virtuoso violist with great intonation.
  2. 4. Your racially ambigous gay lover; matching tattoos.
  3. 5. Composer of a shitty opera that prevented me from taking your call. Sorry :(
  4. 6. Organist; you love when he texts you.
  5. 9. Slavic weed addict; husband of Ratomir.
  6. 10. Former Menuhin winner, current mental patient.