Ham Jokes
Across
- 2. A violent pig who is fighting for his life and living off the grid
- 3. Transportation for an injured pig
- 5. Where pigs park their cars
- 8. Pigs who are related
- 10. Pigs cannot keep secrets because they are _____.
- 11. When a pig is suddenly surprised by a bunch of other pigs
- 15. Diagnosis for a pig with memory issues
- 16. Used to soothe a pig's rash
- 17. What a gentleman pig offers a lady in tears
- 19. A pig with no legs
- 20. A pig who wants YOU for U.S. Army
- 22. What pig children do after school
- 23. What pigs take on vacation
- 26. A pig's favorite ballet
- 27. A pig who is no fun to be around
- 28. A pig with three eyes
Down
- 1. What you get when you cross a pig with a centipede
- 4. A laundromat for pigs
- 6. Buildings in which fancy city pigs live
- 7. Pigs who are gifted jazz musicians
- 9. Pigs who correspond by letter
- 12. A pig's favorite Shakespeare play
- 13. What do you call pigs eating food in the park?
- 14. Pig thief
- 15. A pig's favorite Star Wars character
- 17. Nap spot for pigs
- 18. A pig's favorite wine with floating fruit
- 21. A pig's favorite writing instrument
- 23. Where pigs put their dirty clothes
- 24. What happens when pigs play tug-of-war?
- 25. Widespread pig disease