Bonanza Jelly Bean Crossword

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Across
  1. 3. A synonym for midnight snack, coined by Sarah Mirk (2 words, arguably)
  2. 5. Bean's sexual orientation
  3. 6. Bean reviles this type of professional, shows it, and is no longer welcome in their office
  4. 8. Morning meal, casually
  5. 11. When she meets her backyard arch enemy, what does she do, with all her might?
  6. 12. This kind of starchy vegetable man belongs to Bean, not Witchy, despite a scandalous night in April 2021 when Witchy stole her man AND her drugs
  7. 14. Like Michael or Gabriel of the Bible, Bean is a perfect ___
  8. 17. One vision-related reason that Noonzie may not know about Amelia
  9. 19. How old is Little Bean, as of December 2021?
  10. 21. A feature she prefers in men
Down
  1. 1. The title that was stolen from her by a meritless dog (2 words)
  2. 2. Cherbs wore a hat and Bean wore this in a Mariah Carey holiday Tik Tok that should have made us famous
  3. 4. After sneaking into Amelia's room, Bean feasted on these freeze-dried insects, then vomited
  4. 7. If Bean were a model she would likely be a model for bolo ties and/or ___
  5. 9. Bean's most recent RX, casually
  6. 10. Just like a tiger, her ___ go all the way through
  7. 13. Bean's 13-year-old cat sitter
  8. 15. Yellow flakes of yeast, casually
  9. 16. Her destiny is to love all the ___ of the world, big and small
  10. 18. Bean garnered over 1600 Tik Tok views on her first-encounter vid with this kind of reptile
  11. 20. Is she my Mama my Papa, my fiancee, my baby, or this synonym for paid, in-home childcare worker?