Bonus Puzzle

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Across
  1. 1. Humorous
  2. 2. Reaction to scrub in soap, e.g.
  3. 6. The best dog breed
  4. 8. 1000 piece New Yorker
  5. 9. Southeast Asian Cuisine
  6. 12. Fictional mafia figures that drew heavily from the New Jersey DeCavalcante crime family
  7. 14. Classic addition to your hot chocolate
  8. 16. Alternative to walking or taking the subway
  9. 17. Not the first but ___ sleep
  10. 18. Stanford professor who also wrote "Behave"
  11. 22. 2026 Super Bowl halftime show performer
  12. 24. Theme of "Past Lives"
  13. 25. Collect these from restaurants
  14. 27. "Okay let's move on"
  15. 28. ear, nose, throat, for short
Down
  1. 1. This will NOT make it onto the floor after a shower
  2. 3. Needs this sometimes
  3. 4. A sweet
  4. 5. Ice Cream Flavor
  5. 7. A dairy ingredient or what you might consider this puzzle to be
  6. 10. Rubs you the wrong way, slangily
  7. 11. Home away from home
  8. 12. Best pizza in NYC
  9. 13. One should take advantage of this place's holiday sale
  10. 15. Got 3 of these in one week
  11. 19. Rubbish Futbol team
  12. 20. Artist who wrote "Silver Springs"
  13. 21. Atrocious football team
  14. 23. Winner of the Men's 2025 US Open
  15. 26. I sometimes use a lot of this with you and vice versa