BOOKS FROM MOM

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  1. 2. CHURCH MEMBER EXPERIMENTS WITH SIN AFTER HOOKING UP WITH SLUTTY CHICK THAT STEALS ALIEN EXHIBIT FROM HER DEAD FATHER'S ROADSIDE DESERT MUSEUM WHILE CHURCH ELDER TRAVELS HWY I-15 THROUGH MOJAVE DESERT INTO NEVADA IN PURSUIT
  2. 5. TINY TOWN LOCATED ON THE TUG RIVER IN WEST VA.IS THE TITLE OF THE FIRST BOOK IN THIS AWESOMELY HILARIOUS TRILOGY ABOUT A YOUNG BOY'S LIFE
  3. 7. LEE MELLON CLAIMS ANCESTOR WAS GENERAL IN AMERCAN CIVIL WAR WHILE DRINKING AND LOAFING AROUND IN MONTEREY AREA IN THE 1960'S
  4. 8. "LOATHSOME SECRETS OF A STAR-CROSSED CHILD IN THE FINAL DAYS OF THE AMERICAN CENTURY" BRILLIANT AND ILLICIT RANT FILLED GONZO BY HST
  5. 10. PRIVATE EYE WITH TOURETTE'S WORKS AT DETECTIVE AGENCY WITH FELLOW ORPHANS, IN NEW YORK CITY SOLVES MURDER OF COMPANY'S MOBBED-UP FOUNDER AND ORPHAN'S CHILDHOOD HERO
  6. 11. ORPHANAGE DIRECTOR AND ABORTION DR. SENDS HIS FAVORITE ORPHAN TO WORK ON AN APPLE FARM IN MAINE WHERE HE FALLS IN LOVE
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  1. 1. BRITISH LUSH PINES FOR HER EX WHILE SHE PASSES THE HOUSE HE SHARES WITH NEW WIFE AND BABY ON HER DAILY COMMUTE
  2. 3. JOURNALIST AND HIS ATTORNEY DRIVE TO THE MINT 400 RACE WITH A SUITCASE CONTAINING 2 BAGS OF GRASS,75 PELLETS OF MESCALINE,5 SHEETS HI-POWER BLOTTER ACID, SALT SHAKER 1/2 FULL OF COCAINE,AND A WHOLE GALAXY OF MULTI-COLORED UPPERS, DOWNERS, SCREAMERS, LAUGHERS, A PINT OF TEQUILA, A QUART OF RUM, A CASE OF BUDWEISER, A PINT OF RAW ETHER AND 2 DOZEN AMYLS.
  3. 4. MEDICATED LUSH DRINKS WINE, SPIES ON NEIGHBOR, AND CAN'T GO OUTSIDE FINALLY REMEMBERS THAT HER HUSBAND AND DAUGHTER ARE DEAD
  4. 6. GUY MAKES JOURNEY FROM NEW MEXICO TO STUMP CRICK WEST VA. AFTER SHOOTING HIS FRIDGE WITH A 44 REVOLVER IN CHAPTER ONE
  5. 9. VERY SHORT, VERY STRANGE, CLASSIC NOVEL THAT TEACHES "I" THE MEANING AND VALUE OF "WE" (ONE OF THE FIRST BOOKS I SENT TO YOU) BY AYN RAND