Breakup Crossword

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Across
  1. 3. Britney warned us. We didn't listen.
  2. 5. Make you question your memory, your sanity, even your own eyes.
  3. 6. Shed in the car, the shower, and aisle 7 at Target.
  4. 8. Disappear without so much as a text.
  5. 9. The color of every flag he carried.
  6. 11. The only thing he ever brought to the relationship consistently. Often followed by "queen."
  7. 12. He wasn't a teacher, but you learned yours.
Down
  1. 1. Your new relationship status. Upgrade.
  2. 2. Not yours, babe. Never was.(What he should have felt.)
  3. 4. Congratulations. You just learned something you already knew.
  4. 7. He said it constantly. Meant it never.
  5. 8. What he was playing the whole time.
  6. 10. Not a river in Egypt.