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3. A queen of the ancient British Iceni tribe
6. Built-in dog feature used for communication, manipulation, and asking for “uppies”
8. Daily ritual involving excitement, pulling, and sudden stops for important smells
11. Bold red wine often associated with rich flavours and a dog hoping for dropped cheese
13. Basic command that somehow becomes optional depending on the vibe
14. Place dogs go for checkups, though they may act as if it’s a betrayal
15. Attitude level that suggests the dog believes they are in charge (they are)
18. A type of dog treat, not to be confused with the human version that is mysteriously never shared
20. Former capital of West Germany, and a potential stop on a cultured canine itinerary
22. European country on the itinerary, known for efficiency and sausages (which will be monitored closely by Boudica)
24. Emotional barometer that reveals a dog’s mood before they do

1. Important dog care instruction, especially after walks or wine-fueled human evenings
2. Identification and control device that dogs tolerate with varying degrees of enthusiasm
4. Durable item designed to redirect canine energy away from furniture
5. Vocal expression used for communication, alerts, and dramatic emphasis
7. Strategic rest period taken immediately after exertion (or whenever convenient)
9. Required accessory for dog walks
10. German white wine known for its sweetness and crispness
12. Currency used to negotiate obedience and emotional cooperation
16. Beverage enjoyed by humans; often paired with a dog staring intensely at snacks
17. Nearby European country often confused with Germany by geography beginners
19. Informal term for being lifted, typically requested via paw placement or intense eye contact
20. Germany’s capital city, known for history, culture, and future dog adventures
21. Primary method of exploring the world, more reliable than GPS
23. Game where humans throw objects and dogs consider returning them