But... Where are the Clues?

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Across
  1. 1. Name for an imbecile on the freeway
  2. 4. Canine often found (involuntarily) on mom's lap in Syracuse
  3. 6. When the Lord of the Rings watch party will happen, based on how it's gone so far
  4. 12. The last lake that we hiked to in the Dinkey Wilderness
  5. 13. Jordan and Charlie's team name at Battlemage trivia
  6. 14. Last song played by the opener for Two Door Cinema Club
  7. 15. Best movie in the world with a… questionable sequel
  8. 16. Potent cocktail for a company Christmas party
  9. 20. Underwhelming destination in Dinkey Creek
  10. 21. Buenaveza, according to dad
  11. 23. The manner in which Evan is built, per his own testimony
  12. 26. Inspiration for the Magic set that we drafted from at Battlemage
  13. 27. Beverage arguably overserved at Brian & Maria's wedding
  14. 28. Concoction that one may be "on"… especially E+J lately
  15. 29. Factor by which Evan's wisdom dropped in 2024
Down
  1. 1. The reason why Evan hasn't been on Discord lately
  2. 2. Based on what came up at the Mo Lowda show, something that all three of us may lack…
  3. 3. Camping snack perfected by Jordan and Charlie
  4. 5. Pearl Jam song that only a fool would like (at least according to mom)
  5. 7. "Affirmative," if spoken by a nonsensical ridiculous clown
  6. 8. "...Is he ___?" -Jordan's aunt
  7. 9. 3-Hole hitter who ONLY mashes singles up the middle
  8. 10. Type of people we are according to Eddie Vedder
  9. 11. Jack's favorite insulting name
  10. 17. Disgusting breakfast food served at the hotel in Inglewood
  11. 18. Name of the San Diegan contestant on Harry Potter: Wizards of Baking
  12. 19. Jordan's drink of choice at the RKS show
  13. 22. I'm sure we'll play this game in 2025…
  14. 24. Term in Aaron's drinking game used to bait opponents
  15. 25. Pillow Queens song that Diego could sing along to?
  16. 29. Rad piece of water transportation engineering… just wish there was still some of it left to see