Carrot Crazies

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Across
  1. 2. after jumping gets pulpified by a machine gun, what a noobn
  2. 5. a whiny six year six year old whose main line is don't you know anything even though she is dumber than most of the population
  3. 6. likes writing stories to continue his self delusion
  4. 7. had option to kill off all these annoying and still kept them
Down
  1. 1. most reasonable character in story
  2. 3. absolute trash, dumpster fire time
  3. 4. a dentist who if he was a pokemon his main attack would be drug overdose