Child #1: Christopher

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Across
  1. 3. the reason no one was worried about Chris getting a girl pregnant
  2. 5. one of the pronouns currently used by kiddo #1
  3. 7. piece of furniture that caused a scarring injury (and a house full of screams)
  4. 9. businesses Chris couldn't go to as a small child because, well, the screaming
  5. 10. franchise that Chris enjoyed watching and reenacting (2 words)
Down
  1. 1. a type of dance that Chris excels at (2 words)
  2. 2. Chris' intelligence is often described as an absent-minded one of these
  3. 4. instrument Chris played well
  4. 6. these were done secretly while Chris was sleeping
  5. 8. one of Chris' favorite types of toys