Chris' New Years Crossword

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Across
  1. 2. where dreams go to die
  2. 7. garlic- and onions-free snack
  3. 8. thank god for podcasts
  4. 9. millimeter enthusiast
  5. 11. land of hard men
  6. 13. the promised-land
  7. 14. the main goal in life
  8. 16. the boss
  9. 18. rick wilcox lives here?
  10. 19. don't let the cells die
  11. 22. sausage aficionado
  12. 23. slide into your dms
  13. 24. beverage to accompany cookies
  14. 26. "but it was 80% off!"
  15. 27. nice midwestern boy
Down
  1. 1. old-man accessory
  2. 2. break into your vehicle
  3. 3. land full of wankers
  4. 4. is it in? ;)
  5. 5. we keep getting older and they stay 25
  6. 6. all-purpose phrase
  7. 10. power whimper queen
  8. 12. could probably break you in half
  9. 15. Halloween
  10. 17. thicc boy
  11. 20. get in line early and make a run for it!
  12. 21. fuckin' hates climbing!!!
  13. 22. the only reason we call you
  14. 25. apres-ice-climbing hobby