Christmas Movie Quotes

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Across
  1. 2. "Bah, Humbug!"
  2. 7. "Happy Birthday!"
  3. 9. "Pa rum pa pum pum"
  4. 10. "That's twice this month you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off."
  5. 14. "Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?”
  6. 15. "The first gift of Christmas!"
  7. 17. "Merriest bunch of a**holes this side of the nut house!"
  8. 18. "Will you guide my sleigh tonight?"
  9. 21. "You were right, ______. It doesn't matter how Santa's gift gets there. Doesn't even matter if it's Mr. Postman in his spaceship."
  10. 22. "Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to."
  11. 23. "You'll shoot your eye out!"
Down
  1. 1. "4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing. I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness."
  2. 3. "I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus. Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy."
  3. 4. "The ______ hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. Now don't ask me why no one quite knows the reason."
  4. 5. "Hey little fella. We know that you're in there. And that your alll alone!"
  5. 6. "Wiggle my ears and tickle my toes, methinks I see a baby's nose!"
  6. 8. "Charlie, stay away from those things. They're reindeer, you don't know where they've been."
  7. 11. "'The Marleys were dead, to begin with.' The wha... pardon me?' 'That's how the story begins, Rizzo, 'The Marleys were dead, to begin with.'"
  8. 12. "Yipee Kay Yay, Motherf***er
  9. 13. "He's Mister White Christmas, he's Mister Snow. He's Mr. Icicle, he's Mister 10 below."
  10. 16. "Everytime a bell rings an angel gets his wings"
  11. 19. "I'm a cotton-headed-nittymuggins"
  12. 20. "Put the cookie down!"