Complete the Quote Christmas Crossword 2025

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Across
  1. 5. Newman: “Just remember when you control the ___, you control information.”
  2. 7. Newman: “I want the year 2000 to be ____-free.”
  3. 9. Jerry: “Hey, uh... what'd you get there?” / Kramer: “I bought dungarees.” / Elaine: “Kramer, they're painted on!” / Kramer: “Well, they're slim-fit.”/ Jerry: “Slim-fit?” / Kramer: “Yeah, they're _____.” / Jerry: “You're walkin' like Frankenstein!” / Kramer: “What? They just gotta be worked in a little bit, that's all.”
  4. 11. Frank Constanza to Lloyd Braun: "I've got good news and bad news, and they're both the same: You're ____."
  5. 13. Newman, negotiating with George on picking up his lunch: “And three times a week, I shall require a ___.”
  6. 14. Elaine: “A bird ran into my giant freak head. The one that sits atop my disproportionately puny body. I'm a walking ___ ___.” (two words)
  7. 15. Frank Costanza: “"That's why I could never become ___. That's also why, from an early age, I never had any interest in politics. I refuse to vote. They don't want me, I don't want them!"
  8. 16. Elaine: “Although one wonders if "War and Peace" would have been as highly acclaimed as it was if it was published under its original name "___: What Is It Good For?"”
Down
  1. 1. Kramer (AKA Doctor Van Nostrand): “Why would I, a ____-trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?”
  2. 2. David Puddy: “I don’t know too many monkeys who could take apart a ___ ___.” (two words)
  3. 3. George: "I'm ______ and I live with my parents."
  4. 4. Kramer: “It’s a Festivus ____!”
  5. 6. George: “You know I always wanted to pretend I was an ____.”
  6. 8. George, to the Andrea Doria survivor: “That's no _____. How many people do you lose on a normal cruise? 30? 40?”
  7. 10. Banya: “___ is not a meal!”
  8. 11. George, describing Elaine to a movie theater employee: “Big wall of hair, face like a ____ ____.” (two words)
  9. 12. Larry, to Marty Funkhouser: “You’re a little old to be an _____.”