Corny Holiday Jokes

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  1. 2. Why didnt the computer programmer have any gingerbread men? He deleted all his _____
  2. 4. What did the salt say to the pepper during the holidays? ______ greetings
  3. 7. What's the difference between an knight and Rudolph? One slays a dragon and the other drags a _____
  4. 8. How do evles respond when Santa takes attendance?
  5. 9. Why is everyone thirsty at the north pole? No ____
  6. 10. What do gingerbread men use when they hurt their legs? Candy ____
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  1. 1. What do you get if you mix a vampire with a snowman?
  2. 3. What's the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon? One lasts for 8 nights and the other sometimes ate _____
  3. 5. What did robbers steal from the gingerbread man? His _____
  4. 6. What did the police officer say when they saw the snowman stealing?
  5. 7. Where do reindeer go for coffee?
  6. 9. What kind of music do elves like? _____