Corporate Culture

1. When your boss asks for ... but clearly doesn’t want it
6. That feeling when you finally realize work-life balance is a myth
8. That sensation when your boss asks for feedback, but you’re just trying to survive
9. ... is really just one person doing all the work
10. The outcome of "thoughts and prayers" sent as responses to your last-minute request
11. Corporate term for "let’s just waste more time talking and not do anything"
12. Something you pretend to do when you’re not actually doing anything

1. When your boss says Let’s circle back, but never actually does
2. When they say "we need to revisit this" but no one actually revisits it
3. Something you hear when the boss doesn’t want to deal with a problem right now
4. The ... you’ll miss but still be told to "keep up the good work"
5. When you’ve been in the same meeting for two hours with no actual decisions
7. That person who always says, "Let’s take this ..." when they have no intention of dealing with it