Crassweird Puzzle

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Across
  1. 2. That planet that makes you think of buttholes.
  2. 3. Rhymes with commode. Sometimes happens there too.
  3. 5. Persistence of Time
  4. 9. Zero suit Samus
  5. 10. Samurai sword
  6. 11. An ostrich, a lance, and a lot of lava!
Down
  1. 1. "She's my ___, put a smile on your face ten miles wide."
  2. 4. Works 9 to 5. What a way to make a lving.
  3. 6. He is the night
  4. 7. Leatherface, Ash Willams, Lumberjacks
  5. 8. Lost ar Waterloo