Cross rads (VII)

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Across
  1. 1. Wise man once said, get an ankle radiograph if you have ankle pain.
  2. 5. Disease So rare, even your textbook needs a map to find it.
  3. 6. Sharp turn and a wrist detour.
  4. 8. Is he your milkman? Who is this good looking gentleman?
  5. 10. Fracture so French, it hurts your ankle… and your pride.
  6. 12. Disease - Can’t take anymore, bowing out.
  7. 14. Extra cartilage? Extra drama. Just like 70s dance.
  8. 16. Don’t poke your nose everywhere.
  9. 17. When bone lesions go full fashion accessory.
  10. 19. I can’t take the pressure, I am getting fried here. Please call Mr. Burg.
  11. 20. Tiny tots, huge problems.
  12. 21. Royal gains, royal pains — thanks, genetics.
  13. 24. Don’t laugh, it’s a serious matter.
  14. 27. When an adolescent says, “I’m outta here.”
  15. 28. When the vertebrae love each other.(Appearance)
  16. 29. Put a ring on it — but only if your committed.
Down
  1. 2. Don’t be sloppy or spill your tea.
  2. 3. Muscles on fire — and no, it’s not from leg day.
  3. 4. Chill, everyone needs a break. Not this one though.
  4. 7. Spine as flexible as a rolled-up cardboard tube.
  5. 9. Hips gone cold.
  6. 11. (Abbreviate)Pimple with commitment issues and boundary problems.
  7. 13. The great masquerader: never invited, always shows up in costume.
  8. 15. Vertebra got sandwiched so "H"ard.
  9. 18. Wake up, fight your own body, repeat.
  10. 22. It’s not summer but it’s melting hot.
  11. 23. Medusa would be proud.
  12. 25. Do you know the alphabet song?
  13. 26. Broken wings — and no Red Bull in sight.
  14. 27. Abba nee tiyyani debba