Crossword No. 001

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Across
  1. 3. Melbourne’s best MILF
  2. 5. The word that showed the world your true genius
  3. 6. We can thank them for saving our skin
  4. 14. Band who would drag their balls on your face.
  5. 15. Perhaps the greatest thing Spotswood has to offer
  6. 17. Winner of the Melbourne cup 1930
  7. 18. Patron Saint of Chefs
  8. 22. The most handsome smartest funniest kindest sweetest person in the world
  9. 25. Greatest band to ever do it (they’ve broken up noooooo)
  10. 26. My middle name
  11. 27. Monkey born from a stone who acquires supernatural powers through Taoist practices.
Down
  1. 1. Convict William Henshall punched out 40,000 centres in the making of these
  2. 2. Pasta shape, typical of the Apulia region of Italy
  3. 4. Fucked up, made an oopsie (colloquial)
  4. 7. Port City on the Black Sea
  5. 8. Opens every day 10am -4pm
  6. 9. Don’t get off the train at Box Hill, the ? want your ramp
  7. 10. President of Soviet Union appointed in 1985
  8. 11. Band who’s drummer went on to play Paul the Cook on the hit show ‘The Wiggles’
  9. 12. He’s taking a __
  10. 13. Only Carlton footballer to have kicked 100 or more goals in a single season
  11. 16. Given to sudden and unaccountable changes of mood or behaviour
  12. 19. Princess who fell for King Tristan after drinking a love potion
  13. 20. A Large silver coin
  14. 21. What you say when the plan is confirmed
  15. 23. Another word for kiss, shift
  16. 24. Celtic’s biggest rivals