Crossword Puzzle

2. – Six strings of pure campfire peer pressure: “Play Wonderwall!”
6. – The miracle-workers who send referrals, submit reports, and still somehow fax things like it’s 1999.
7. – The retreat spot that’s 50% relaxation, 50% bug bites.
9. – The thing we protect by screaming into the void… or by actually taking our vacation days.

1. – The system we work in, where paperwork breeds faster than rabbits.
3. – A floating friendship test: “Paddle left!” … “No, the other left!”
4. – Dave’s two-wheeled love affair (sorry, other hobbies, you never stood a chance).
5. – The gooey campfire snack that doubles as a finger adhesive.
8. – What you call yourself when you hot-glue something and hope it holds.
10. – Basically “walking,” but with more bugs, sweat, and peer pressure.
11. – Us, not me (and definitely not the person who ate all the trail mix).