Crossword Puzzles and Things!

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Across
  1. 4. I am found at the start of food chains and on the surfaces of walls in the distant future. What am I?
  2. 5. I have yet to find a creature, big or small, dead living or unborn, who's combustion with red phosphorus yields such a sight as to rival Liberty herself. What are you?
  3. 6. My wife thinks I have a boyfriend. Who am I?
  4. 7. Words fail. Language is pathetic, letters are insufficient.
  5. 8. You may not be scripture accurate, but I think we should rewrite scripture to reflect the truth of what you are. What are you?
Down
  1. 1. I am a disappointment to the anaerobic yeast sport and my bloodline. Who am I?
  2. 2. The other ginger said it perfectly.
  3. 3. I am the only other addition to sports in the closet. What am I?