Dad

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Across
  1. 3. The top of thine head is seemingly more bare, he used to have a mane of thick dark hair
  2. 6. pb, pretzel, peanut
  3. 7. open, cut, slobber, light
  4. 10. meat tornado eater
  5. 11. ____ bird
  6. 12. what you like to do on vacation
  7. 13. stylish metatarsals
  8. 14. "---" exclaims, Chuck Noland
  9. 15. to describe your facial hair and your wife's dairy-air
Down
  1. 1. a parasite, a sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges”
  2. 2. you wanna die, ____?!
  3. 3. wrinkle stinkle
  4. 4. your favorite child
  5. 5. "commercials are too long to sit through and too short for a trip to the sandbox"
  6. 7. signature scent
  7. 8. when pet hair is everywhere
  8. 9. killed her pa
  9. 13. Dumbledore, Wolverine, Gandolf, Pai Mei, Jeff Bridges