Dad Jokes

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Across
  1. 6. Why did the baby skeleton laugh? It found something _______
  2. 7. What do you call a magical bra?
  3. 8. How do you know the baby is a future comedian? Because they’re already great at ______!
  4. 10. What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
  5. 13. What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips?
  6. 14. How does a penguin build its house? ______ it together.
Down
  1. 1. Why did the baby cookie cry? Because its mother was a ______ so long.
  2. 2. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
  3. 3. Why did the baby computer go to sleep? Because it had too many _____!
  4. 4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad ______
  5. 5. What does a nosy pepper do? Gets ______ business.
  6. 9. WHAT DO YOU CALL A PIG WHO KNOWS KARATE?
  7. 11. WHAT DOES AN ELEPHANT WEAR TO THE BEACH?
  8. 12. WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW? ______ milk.