Dad Jokes
Across
- 2. What do you call a fake noodle?
- 5. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?
- 7. What musical genre are National anthems?
- 11. What state is known for tiny drinks?
- 12. Which school subject was the witch’s favorite?
- 13. What did the teacher say to the tomato who was falling behind in school?
- 14. Where do polar bears keep their money?
- 16. What do you call a dinosaur with an amazing vocabulary?
- 17. What kind of shoes do burglars wear?
Down
- 1. What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear?
- 3. What does a house wear to prom?
- 4. What do you call a pencil with two erasers?
- 6. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
- 8. What do you call someone else’s cheddar?
- 9. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
- 10. What do lawyers wear to court?
- 11. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
- 15. How did the cookie feel when it fell apart?