Dad's 60th Birthday Puzzle
Across
- 6. Where Dad and a friend started off their Man.journey.
- 7. Lifelong partner in pranks.
- 8. Three score celebration.
- 10. At UPENN, a very ‘hands-on’ elective.
- 15. The team that gave you bragging rights from 1980–1983.
- 16. “Be _______, have _______TM, in that order.”
- 17. Classroom skill awarded for errands and assistant work, not keystrokes!
- 18. A beloved Chinese friend — but what it translates to in English.
- 20. Not so romantic start to a newlywed adventure.
- 22. Alfred E. Neuman strikes again!
- 24. Home divider that gave way thanks to Dad’s feet.
- 25. At this shop, every day was a Battle.
- 31. Where all of his sons made their first appearance.
- 32. Another perfectly good evening?
- 34. Your final resting place… with a view of the tail lights.
- 35. Got your nose? Not in our house.
- 38. Not exactly a dream…
- 39. Where you spent your early years.
- 41. Post-Chinese-meal inspection?
- 42. A birthday gift even the IRS approves of.
- 43. Place where you pulled weekend shifts for your Dad– and your wallet!
- 44. L Squared… More like LLC.
- 45. Suburb where Dad’s family began.
Down
- 1. ’Twitch Twitch’ to you and your buddies, but more formally known as…
- 2. TV pair that proved opposites attract.
- 3. Not so hidden hazards you always tell us to watch in the house.
- 4. _________CORPORATION. The Deli isn’t bad either.
- 5. Where young Dad spent family holidays.
- 9. Your favorite show… a treat every Sunday.
- 11. Model on wheels nearly sacrificed by Dad’s kin.
- 12. Yearly vacation locale.
- 13. Not just fast — Germanic fast.
- 14. Bar Mitzvah prank involving poultry remains.
- 19. Dad’s way of diagramming domestic order. Especially with the laundry room.
- 21. Mom’s nickname in Dad’s dictionary.
- 22. Dad’s garage warning!
- 23. MBA program sharing its name with a breakfast staple.
- 26. The team that makes every year feel like 60.
- 27. University moving hazard.
- 28. Where you spent summer days sweating and swimming.
- 29. Dining spot where Mom issues her final “her or me” ultimatum!
- 30. Thing you didn’t mean to hit while saving the morning joe.
- 31. Rain-soaked wedding hotel.
- 32. High school pseudonym that stuck.
- 33. Place where sparks first flew with Mom.
- 36. Franchise set on the enterprise.
- 37. Birthday boy and famous attack.
- 40. Favorite childhood snack, or at least one of the favorites.