Dating is a Horror

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Across
  1. 1. Classic bloodsucker, or that date who only appears after midnight and drains your energy.
  2. 5. Silent-film vampire, or that date whose selfies are always mysteriously in the dark.
  3. 6. sudden full-body cringe that turns your romantic lead into a background jump scare in an instant.
  4. 9. Online monster whose photos and real face are from totally different cinematic universes.
  5. 11. Modern dating move where they vanish like budget Casper.
  6. 12. Psychological haunted house that makes you doubt your memory more than a found footage movie.
  7. 13. When an ex keeps showing up in your DMs like a low-budget sequel nobody asked for.
Down
  1. 2. Tiny horror signal you ignore like the first eerie violin note in a slasher film.
  2. 3. Saga of toxic immortal teen romance, or your habit of falling for emotionally undead people
  3. 4. Ritual of blocking, deleting, and purging their pics from your camera roll.
  4. 7. Exhaustion from evaluating 500 selfies and three bios saying “love to travel”.
  5. 8. Relationship vibe that feels like drinking cursed potion with cute packaging.
  6. 10. Relationship stitched together from red flags, old flings, and bad decisions.