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3. What do witches put in their hair? ..... spray.
5. Why do vampires need mouthwash? Because they have ... breath.
7. What kind of street do zombies like? .... ends.
8. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
10. Why couldn't the mummy answer the phone? Because he was all ....... up.
12. What type of dogs do vampires like best.
13. How does a monster score a touchdown? He runs over a .....line.
15. What was the witch's favourite subject in school?
18. What does a ghost have for desert? I......
20. How does a ghost cry ... Hoo!
21. Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are ..... to get in.

1. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A ..... sandwich.
2. Why did the cyclops quit teaching? He only had one .....
3. What type of key should you always take to a haunted house?
4. What did the mummy ghost say to the baby ghost? Don't ..... until you're spooken to.
6. Why did the headless horseman go into business for himself.He wanted to get ..... in life.
9. What kind of rocks does Frankenstein have in his collection.
11. What is a skeleton's favourite instrument? A ........
14. How do vampires get around on Halloween night? With ..... vessels.
15. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin.
16. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
17. Who did the zombie invite to his party? Anybody he could ... up.
19. What did the dead Egyptian say when he got lost? I want my .....
22. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the ....