Democracy Puzzled

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Across
  1. 3. – Rich get richer, poor get slogans.
  2. 4. – Meat, mystery, and regret in a bun.
  3. 7. – Fear, outrage, and breaking conspiracies at 8 PM.
  4. 11. – Sugar, capitalism, and world domination.
  5. 13. – Only if you can afford it.
  6. 16. – Where greed gets bonuses.
  7. 17. – Freedom in the form of rapid fire.
  8. 20. – Where cholesterol meets capitalism.
  9. 22. – Predicted everything, except when to stop.
  10. 24. – The war America forgot to win.
  11. 25. – The fine print of getting arrested.
  12. 26. – Either a superhero or a national embarrassment, no in-between.
  13. 28. – Weapons of mass delusion.
  14. 29. – The war nobody won, but Hollywood did.
  15. 31. – Oil first, planet second.
Down
  1. 1. – The happiest rodent in corporate America.
  2. 2. – Loves the country, hates paying taxes.
  3. 5. – The American dream on four giant wheels.
  4. 6. – The unofficial ghost costume contest of the South.
  5. 8. – Click, buy, regret, repeat.
  6. 9. – Overpriced coffee with your name misspelled.
  7. 10. – Hats, boots, and unchecked masculinity.
  8. 12. – Sunshine, torture, and no lawyers.
  9. 14. – Red hat, loud voice, small words.
  10. 15. – One-man army solving diplomacy with bullets.
  11. 18. – Where savings meet fistfights in aisle five.
  12. 19. – Apps, egos, and overpriced toast.
  13. 21. – The illusion of choice, brought to you by billionaires.
  14. 23. – Gambling, but with graphs.
  15. 27. – Where dreams and morals go to die.
  16. 30. – In God we trust, but mostly in offshore accounts.
  17. 32. – Comes with conditions, fees, and fine print.